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Time:03:59 pm
Professor: I just officially named your squirrel "Fat Bob"
Mej: you suck it
Professor: LOL
fine
Nice Bob
Mej: and you also don't know Rocky & Bullwinkle
Professor: as well, you suck it
Mej: making you suck it more
Professor: I could never come close to the mountain of skill and experience you have sucking it
compared to you
I am a rank amateur
Mej: you like maxed out sucking
Professor: You took the sucking it prestige class
The Devout Order of Sucking It
Mej: you've got an enhancement bonus for sucking donkus
and next to profession, you wrote "Donkus Sucker"
Professor: when you suck it, people have to make a save or be sickened
fortitude
you took Knowledge: Sucking It
and Profession: It-sucker
Mej: at least I also didn't do Craft: sucking
snap I already did the profession joke
BONUS SUCK RANK FOR YOu!
Professor: I bet you can trade in joke attempts to spontanously suck it
Mej: You get to add your sucking bonus to your saves
vs. not sucking
Professor: I suck so bad I'm good at avoiding the perils of sucking it?
Mej: no no
Professor: plz explain
Mej: when someone tries to make you suck less you get a bonus to resisting it
you aught to
you spent all those skill points in sucking
I mean, seriously
what would be the point otherwise
Professor: why would someone ever cast a spell on me to make me suck less?
because they know it enrages me?
Mej: yeah
Professor: I see
well
Mej: and they're sick and tired of your sucky ass
Professor: you sick
FUCK
Mej: lol
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Subject:Hello handsome!
Time:08:41 am
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Subject:Butt Blisterings
Time:11:04 am
I did a yahoo search on "Phony Annoying Doofus", which is maeincarnate's journal subtitle.
I was thrilled to find this (though I had to click "cached" to see it):

Butt blisterings



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Link for those who want to see it for themselves:

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Also, imho, butt-welds are by far superior to other welds.
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Subject:I submit:
Time:09:51 am
Current Mood:refreshedrefreshed
There is little in life better than finding at your new place of work, after months of searching, that secluded secret bathroom where you can really take a nice, solid growler without interruption.
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Subject:Best email I've received in a long time:
Time:01:39 pm
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Time:07:58 am
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While dancing into (long story) the 10th floor convenience store here in the FDA headquarters in Rockville I spotted upon the television a highly attractive, sharply-dressed 20-something female. Underneath her name was a graphic that read "My Snapple Suit". It took approximately 15 seconds of gaping before dissappointment set in and my childish hope for a newsworthy story about a fabulous Snapple Bottle costume and/or Snapple-based clothing line was dashed harshly against the rocky shores of boring legal news.
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Subject:Me am updating.
Time:07:52 am
Current Mood:creativecreative
One more day left this week, then the monthly World's Largest Dungeon game.
I'm having a blast running it. Sometimes modules are so relaxing. Reading is so much less time consuming than writing for a game, and the players are finally ready to tackle some of the next regions. Maybe it's too nerdy for some of you, but I know others will dig this:

The main evil baddy in the first region is a 7th Level Wererat Sorceror (a good challenge for a 10th level party), and the group ran into him at second. It was looking understandably dismal for them at the outset, but a few strategic Enlarge Person effects, and some miraculous saves got them in there to grapple with the guy as his Imp familiar struggled to keep open a portal responsible for most of the havoc wreaked upon the region. One of the players realized in their desperation that they had found a hunk of "hacksilver" (an ancient real form of currency consisting of a chunk of silver you carve pieces off of to pay for things). Their Cleric of war proceeded to beat the shit out of the wererat, using it as an improvised weapon. I've never rooted for players more.

As for the weekly game, I really have my work cut out for me. I decided to have two of the five players be from a portion of my campaign world as yet undescribed, and one of the other three didn't play in the original campaign to get a feel for the central area, either.
Since this game is going to be taking place during a Crusades-like altercation between the main fledgeling kingdoms and one of the ancient "Conan-eqsue" Citystates to the south, I have a shitload I need to get down. I will be adding my fourth home-made prestige class for this game as well, which is fun, but a lot of work.

Since I'm going away on vacation on Sunday (through the following Sunday) to Fort Lewis Lodge!, with the first session the following wednesday, I still have to complete the following:

-What the people of Uecidion think of the other Citystates

-What the people of the Two Kingdoms think of the Citystates

-The definitive cosmology of the Two Kingdoms good pantheon

-A wrap up, from a non-participant p.o.v., of the events of the first campaign

-A wrap up, from a participant p.o.v., of the events of the first campaign

-Two "what you've been doing between the last campaign and this one" emails

-One overview of the Two Kingdoms history

-One new prestige class

We'll see if I can keep this up. I do love rambling about gaming.
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Subject:Who here likes Honeycombs cereal?
Time:09:10 pm
I remember being disappointed when trying them when I was a kid.
They looked to be such huge individual honeycombs on TV.
I haven't had them since.

Go see Silent Hill.
Ignore the plot, pee your pants, and then later ask me for an awesome professional analysis I found online.

Fucking Pyramid Head rules all other movie monsters/killers/creepy-crawlies.
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Time:09:15 am
Rice Krispie armor.
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Subject:A Critical Essay on the Nature of Shorts
Time:07:09 pm
Current Mood:dorkydorky
Shorts are like really short pants.
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