| Professor: I just officially named your squirrel "Fat Bob"
Mej: you suck it
Professor: LOL
fine
Nice Bob
Mej: and you also don't know Rocky & Bullwinkle
Professor: as well, you suck it
Mej: making you suck it more
Professor: I could never come close to the mountain of skill and experience you have sucking it
compared to you
I am a rank amateur
Mej: you like maxed out sucking
Professor: You took the sucking it prestige class
The Devout Order of Sucking It
Mej: you've got an enhancement bonus for sucking donkus
and next to profession, you wrote "Donkus Sucker"
Professor: when you suck it, people have to make a save or be sickened
fortitude
you took Knowledge: Sucking It
and Profession: It-sucker
Mej: at least I also didn't do Craft: sucking
snap I already did the profession joke
BONUS SUCK RANK FOR YOu!
Professor: I bet you can trade in joke attempts to spontanously suck it
Mej: You get to add your sucking bonus to your saves
vs. not sucking
Professor: I suck so bad I'm good at avoiding the perils of sucking it?
Mej: no no
Professor: plz explain
Mej: when someone tries to make you suck less you get a bonus to resisting it
you aught to
you spent all those skill points in sucking
I mean, seriously
what would be the point otherwise
Professor: why would someone ever cast a spell on me to make me suck less?
because they know it enrages me?
Mej: yeah
Professor: I see
well
Mej: and they're sick and tired of your sucky ass
Professor: you sick
FUCK
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| I did a yahoo search on "Phony Annoying Doofus", which is ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) maeincarnate's journal subtitle.
I was thrilled to find this (though I had to click "cached" to see it):
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| | There is little in life better than finding at your new place of work, after months of searching, that secluded secret bathroom where you can really take a nice, solid growler without interruption. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
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| | While dancing into (long story) the 10th floor convenience store here in the FDA headquarters in Rockville I spotted upon the television a highly attractive, sharply-dressed 20-something female. Underneath her name was a graphic that read "My Snapple Suit". It took approximately 15 seconds of gaping before dissappointment set in and my childish hope for a newsworthy story about a fabulous Snapple Bottle costume and/or Snapple-based clothing line was dashed harshly against the rocky shores of boring legal news. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
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| One more day left this week, then the monthly World's Largest Dungeon game.
I'm having a blast running it. Sometimes modules are so relaxing. Reading is so much less time consuming than writing for a game, and the players are finally ready to tackle some of the next regions. Maybe it's too nerdy for some of you, but I know others will dig this:
The main evil baddy in the first region is a 7th Level Wererat Sorceror (a good challenge for a 10th level party), and the group ran into him at second. It was looking understandably dismal for them at the outset, but a few strategic Enlarge Person effects, and some miraculous saves got them in there to grapple with the guy as his Imp familiar struggled to keep open a portal responsible for most of the havoc wreaked upon the region. One of the players realized in their desperation that they had found a hunk of "hacksilver" (an ancient real form of currency consisting of a chunk of silver you carve pieces off of to pay for things). Their Cleric of war proceeded to beat the shit out of the wererat, using it as an improvised weapon. I've never rooted for players more.
As for the weekly game, I really have my work cut out for me. I decided to have two of the five players be from a portion of my campaign world as yet undescribed, and one of the other three didn't play in the original campaign to get a feel for the central area, either.
Since this game is going to be taking place during a Crusades-like altercation between the main fledgeling kingdoms and one of the ancient "Conan-eqsue" Citystates to the south, I have a shitload I need to get down. I will be adding my fourth home-made prestige class for this game as well, which is fun, but a lot of work.
Since I'm going away on vacation on Sunday (through the following Sunday) to Fort Lewis Lodge!, with the first session the following wednesday, I still have to complete the following:
-What the people of Uecidion think of the other Citystates
-What the people of the Two Kingdoms think of the Citystates
-The definitive cosmology of the Two Kingdoms good pantheon
-A wrap up, from a non-participant p.o.v., of the events of the first campaign
-A wrap up, from a participant p.o.v., of the events of the first campaign
-Two "what you've been doing between the last campaign and this one" emails
-One overview of the Two Kingdoms history
-One new prestige class
We'll see if I can keep this up. I do love rambling about gaming. | | comments: 6 comments or Leave a comment |
| I remember being disappointed when trying them when I was a kid.
They looked to be such huge individual honeycombs on TV.
I haven't had them since.
Go see Silent Hill.
Ignore the plot, pee your pants, and then later ask me for an awesome professional analysis I found online.
Fucking Pyramid Head rules all other movie monsters/killers/creepy-crawlies. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| This is a real work email, with names changed to protect the insane:
Subject: RE: netbackup media servers
Hi Ben:
No settings should be change that are currently in place without checking and okaying it with Kent first.
I don't believe this is the reason why those privileges don't exist on that server; I believe it is because of other setting I won't mention in this email.
NO, IT IS THE SETTING WHICH MUST NOT ME NAMED.
What could it possibly be?
Theories:
PEOPLE_YOU_HATE = Canadians French
ABORTION_TIMEOUT = "1st Trimester"
PROTONIC_REVERSAL = Full
MIDEAST_WINNER = "Israel"
MIDEAST_LOSER = "Palestine"
911_DESERVEDNESS = On
RAPE = On
INCEST_THRESHOLD = Mother:Father:Sister | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | When replying to important email, perpetuate misspellings from previous replies in the thread, but draw attention to them by putting a (sic) next to it. Then you're officially a successful asshole. Pat yourslef(sic) on the back. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I find this Spoem to be particularly poignant in the light of todays socio-political turmoils across the globe. It is by the reknowned 1990's hobo Spoet Dewayne "Dumpsta'" Vasquez. Thanks to maeincarnate for a timely donation in the name of the arts:
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blest in tuna, creamery be morphine.
It's cupid and malicious in mailman,
birch it's led.
Revisible may suppressor some? | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| This came internally to my work email, as we get all kinds of work club/forum emails because my company is supremely socially and culturally active.
Seriously, WTF:
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Are you a Deer Hunter? Concerned about cannibalism in your family? Should you eat that next burger? Come for an explanation of what prion diseases are (Mad Cow) and is it an emerging disease?
Contact Rajni with any questions: | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
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Reading mischievous? | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| As great as maeincarnate's SPAM often is, I just don't see how you could beat this:
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| | The UPS slogan has "brown", "do(o)" and "can" all right next to each other. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| This was sent to me by my wife. It is a commentary on what is probably the most profound, and unabashedly true political speech I've read in the last ten years:
We all know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant.
Some weeks ago, there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor named Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, "Mexifornia," explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal - was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.
Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States. He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall and that 'An autopsy of history would show that all great nations commit suicide.'"
"Here is how they do it," Lamm said: "Turn America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and bi-cultural country. History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict, and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual.
"The historical scholar Seymour Lipset put it this way: 'The histories of bilingual and bi-cultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension, and tragedy.' Canada, Belgium, Malyasia, Lebanon all face crises of national existence in which
minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons, and Corsicans."
Lamm went on: "Invent 'multi-culturalism' and encourage immigrants to maintain their culture. I would make it an article of belief that all cultures are equal. That there are no cultural differences. I would make it an article of faith that the Black and Hispanic dropout rates are due to prejudice and discrimination by the majority. Every other explanation is out of bounds.
"We could make the United States an 'Hispanic Quebec' without much effort. The key is to celebrate diversity rather than unity. As Benjamin Schwarz said in the Atlantic Monthly recently: 'The apparent success of our own multi-ethnic and multi-cultural experiment might
have been achieved not by tolerance but by hegemony. Without the dominance that once dictated the nocentrically and what it meant to be an American, we are left with only tolerance and pluralism to hold us
together.'" Lamm said, "I would encourage all immigrants to keep their own language and culture. I would replace the melting pot metaphor with the salad bowl metaphor. It is important to ensure that we have
various cultural sub-groups living in America reinforcing their differences rather than as Americans, emphasizing their similarities."
"Fourth, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least educated. I would add a second underclass, unassimilated, undereducated, and antagonistic to our population. I would have this
second underclass have a 50% dropout rate from high school."
"My fifth point for destroying America would be to get big foundations and business to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in ethnic identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology.' I would get all minorities to think their lack of success was the fault of the majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all minority failure on the majority population."
"My sixth plan for America's downfall would include dual citizenship and promote divided loyalties. I would celebrate diversity over unity. I would stress differences rather than similarities. Diverse people
worldwide are mostly engaged in hating each other - that is, when they are not killing each other."
"A diverse, peaceful, or stable society is against most historical precedent. People undervalue the unity it takes to keep a nation together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks believed that they belonged to the same race; they possessed a common language and literature; and they worshipped the same gods. All Greece took part in the Olympic games. A common enemy Persia threatened their liberty. Yet all these bonds were not strong enough to over come two factors: local
patriotism and geographical conditions that nurtured political divisions. Greece fell. "E.Pluribus Unum" -- From many, one. In that historical reality, if we put the emphasis on the 'pluribus' instead of the 'unum,' we can balkanize America as surely as Kosovo."
"Next to last, I would place all subjects off limits ~ make it taboo to talk about anything against the cult of 'diversity.' I would find a word similar to 'heretic' in the 16th century - that stopped discussion and paralyzed thinking. Words like 'racist' or 'zenophobe' halt discussion and debate."
"Having made America a bilingual/bicultural country, having established multi-culturism, having the large foundations fund the doctrine of 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce our immigration laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration has been good for America , it must always be good. I would make every individual immigrant sympatric and ignore the cumulative impact of millions of them."
In the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow. Profound silence followed. Finally he said, "Lastly, I would censor Victor Hanson Davis's book Mexifornia. His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan to destroy America. If you feel America deserves to be destroyed, don't read that book."
There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like an ominous cloud above every attendee at the conference. Every American in that room knew that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically,
quietly, darkly, yet pervasively across the United States today. Every discussion is being suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the foundation of our educational system and national cohesiveness. Barbaric cultures that practice female genital mutilation are growing as we celebrate 'diversity.'
American jobs are vanishing into the Third World as corporations create a Third World in America - take note of California and other states - to date, over ten million illegal aliens and growing fast. It is reminiscent of George Orwell's book "1984." In that story, three slogans are engraved in the Ministry of Truth building: "War is peace," "Freedom is slavery," and "Ignorance is strength."
Governor Lamm, walked back to his seat. It dawned on everyone at the conference that our nation and the future of this great democracy is deeply in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration monster stopped within three years, it will rage like a California wildfire and destroy everything in its path, especially The American Dream. | | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment |
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| | I still don't understand how George Bush deceived the American people about the Iraq war. | | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment |
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