Professor: I just officially named your squirrel "Fat Bob"
Mej: you suck it
Mej: and you also don't know Rocky & Bullwinkle
Professor: as well, you suck it
Mej: making you suck it more
Professor: I could never come close to the mountain of skill and experience you have sucking it
compared to you
I am a rank amateur
Mej: you like maxed out sucking
Professor: You took the sucking it prestige class
The Devout Order of Sucking It
Mej: you've got an enhancement bonus for sucking donkus
and next to profession, you wrote "Donkus Sucker"
Professor: when you suck it, people have to make a save or be sickened
you took Knowledge: Sucking It
and Profession: It-sucker
Mej: at least I also didn't do Craft: sucking
snap I already did the profession joke
BONUS SUCK RANK FOR YOu!
Professor: I bet you can trade in joke attempts to spontanously suck it
Mej: You get to add your sucking bonus to your saves
vs. not sucking
Professor: I suck so bad I'm good at avoiding the perils of sucking it?
Mej: no no
Professor: plz explain
Mej: when someone tries to make you suck less you get a bonus to resisting it
you aught to
you spent all those skill points in sucking
I mean, seriously
what would be the point otherwise
Professor: why would someone ever cast a spell on me to make me suck less?
because they know it enrages me?
Professor: I see
Mej: and they're sick and tired of your sucky ass
Professor: you sick
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